Harvard Professor and Economist Martin Schmeldon of Harvard Business Schools blames the excessive use of “Twitter”, the Microblogging Tool, to have caused the major economic downturn we experience. The evidence cannot be turned down, consequences are as obvious and evident as is the global climate warming a consecutive event of the number of cool pirates (see Spaghetti Monster gospels). Mr Schmeldon truely taught us a good and fun lesson on the use of statistics.